Patong Day & Night

The top holiday nightlife spot.


Patong Beach south Thailand is 'helter-skelter' and chaos, just a typical mixture of a busy South East Asia seaside city.

Lazada Thailand Restaurants, Bars, Go-Go Bars, Hotels, Shopping Malls, Beach, Jet ski, Paragliding, Massage Parlor, Cabaret Establishments, places to go with the girls, beer fill up stations, fake goods, rotten huts and houses, some nice ladies from a Thai Style Dancing Group, music scream, sex for fun, open air galleries, many attempts to cheat and countless other stuff make you happy, day and night, it's entertainment.

Patong Beach Phuket waterfront

Somehow like Las Vegas, yes they also gamble here, but pretending not to see it because it is illegal in Thailand and as everyone know here nobody does illegal things or maybe they do ? Only “farang” can ask such useless questions.

Patong Phuket at night virtually screames

This Andaman Seafront is probably together with Pattaya the best known in Thailand. Aside of the usual beach life there is real unique Asian nightlife not found anywhere else only in Thailand, not in Manila, Rio or elsewhere. What makes this place so interesting in the night has a few simple reason, prices are low, it is affordable for everyone.


Fun at Patong Beach Andaman Sea


Thousands of Phuket Girls and ladyboys are around for some fun and there are almost no regulations, its not similar to home etc. where they all time tell you don't do this and don't do that, a night in Patong frees your mind, not restricting it, almost totally freewheeling, this is real nightlife.


Fun at Patong nightlife with go-go girls

This waterfront and beyond is full with of bars, go-go dancer, nightclubs, pubs, discos, karaoke and more. There are hundreds of hotels and resorts, expensive resorts, cheap guesthouses, budget lodges, apartments and other accommodations.


Patong Phuket has one of the biggest gay and lesbian communities on the globe


They come in droves to have some fun since everyone know it’s for sure here. Also somehow like New York although smaller, but also never sleeps and screams like a dozen of hysterics at once. 

Phuket sailing off Patong Beach during Kings Cup Regatta

But what does it matter, everyone has fun and this is what's counting, anyway one could put Patong Phuket into one sentence, a fun Sodom and Gomorrah.This is one of the places why most men come to the island, see the beach pictures here. The tourist crowd making holiday here is very diverse, there are people coming all the way up from South Africa, some from Israel others from Pakistan, India, Malaysia and dozens of other countries. 


What do they have all in common? They come here for fun, nobody is fighting the other all are happy, why? Because here no politician and religious nonsense preacher talk them to jump onto each other. 

The only trouble here is from "time to time" with drunken individuals and criminals from all over the world who pray on tourists especial for some of this country foreigners are like a magnet for all kind of criminal activities. Looking at it in general it's not as bad as in African and South American Countries and also much less as in the Philippines.  

Patong Andaman Sea

Patong Beach nightlife starts here.


The real reason why people come to this west coast location on the Andaman Sea is the nightlife. This is a place where tourists come for holidays and sexy Thai girls to earn money with them. The bar cluster and nightclubs always have some surprises ready sometimes positive another time negative. This nightlife business is a very chaotic one since Thai people are quite emotional and always on hunt for money. 

It seems that nothing in the country has a higher value than money. Well and because there are plenty of hotels and resorts around a ideal environment is here to go for a quickie or maybe the young women just do the job manually under the table of from the back side in a dark corner, sex is "in" at Patong Beach, day and night.

patong go-go girls at tiger bar

Night at Bangla RoadPatong at Songkran


Countless bar cluster are along Bangla Road Patong.

Some are ladyboy domains which really bring the action in via sexy shows and dancing. As you can see in the picture the Soi (small street) is scrammed packed and this is every evening even at low season. People come because they know here at Patong is a unique spectacle which everyone likes and it's on every night the whole year round.. 

Things to do with hot ladyboys and girls in Patong Beach showing their plastic stuff

Keep one thing in mind all valuables must be secure hidden otherwise they might disappear faster than you think. Some are notorious thief and pickpocket. Keeping this in mind nothing blocks you from a great evening, it's amazing Thailand, burlesque at it' best.

Patong Phuket Ladyboys (Asian Shemales) a often strange behaving species, switch to full alert when they are around, you wont belief what ideas they have to strip you from your valuables. 

At Soi Crocodile something strange is always going on.



soi crocodile adventure with ladyboys


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That usually has something to do with the 50/50 ones and dancing, some show you all what they have kept under the mini skirt. Keep your valuables very close and invisible there is less danger from the ones who dance but there are dozens of others around just waiting to make a hit. 

Actually it's worst in Pattaya around beach road, walking along there is sometimes real dangerous since this crooks come in groups holding the guy and the other strip him of valuables. Don't walk there on the waterfront side in the evening.


ladyboys at Pattaya Beach Road waiting for pray

Although there are always some police in uniform and plain-cloth around this ladyboys just don't care since they know when they get them they will be able to bribe their way out. Since the military took over the situation got better as many stuff improved since the uniformed guys took over. It looks ver much that the country need a strong hand to govern  

Just sit down in one of the open air bars and enjoy the go-go show, you will see stuff you never dreamed about because it's only visible here. It tells a lot about how strange people can be. Make some photos and surprise your friends at home with something real new, when you will find such stuff this days?

stylish bar at Bangla Road

Bar at Bangla Road some are styled through but most are more homemade, rough and ugly. But finally the guests are coming for the girls they are not so much interested at the bar itself.

Patong at night with Phuket Girls. 


at least with some new interpretations into it, but nothing negative, it’ interesting to have a look for the strange behavior of other people. The thing is this hybrid men / women take this serious it’s their job, the main source of income. Of course they are also having a close look if a possibly arise to pull one of the guys or women over for a quickie, the "dirty dancing" makes some hot.

Patong Beach reminds to Sodom and Gomorrah with nightlife

Sodom and Gomorrah, the real one is here. I wonder what they did a few thousands years ago. Probably not much less than here, drinking alcohol and banging the ladies.

Amazingly some of them are real pretty and most have some cosmetic surgery done, people come from all over the world to have a close encounter with, it’s a thrill which makes this exiting for many. 

Table Dancer

Just imagine a person having breasts and at the same time a sausage downstairs which stands up, interesting? Isn’t it? Sometime the table dancer lift the skirt and show what they have, which is perfectly the right moment for a voyeur. 

There are whole families passing by, kids running around and all are laughing only Taliban, Ayatollahs and similar find something strange into it.

Ladyboy Dancing at Patong

The ladyboys at this open air bar cluster.


Drunk at Patong at Bangla road

They are incredible, lifting their skirts and having no textiles underneath this are modifies men and women formed with the help of silicon. As its pictured every night hundreds of tourists hang around enjoying the burlesque spectacle and get drunk emptying the beer bottles. 
More drunk at Bangla Road

The actors come from a club in the back of the square where every night a couple of “revues” are running and other are simple freelancer who talk around, “one picture (with them) hundred Baht”.

Patong Ladyboys

Patong Beach Ladyboys at nightlife business



In the back is a cabaret. 


The dancer come from the cabaret

Most of the ones who stand around in front of the street trying to grab some tourists to pose for shoot and cash from Baht 100,- upwards. They also do some other performances in the darkness, some of them are really pretty.

Ladyboy dancer


Hip Hop on the table at Soi Crocodile is another way to entertain the tourist crowd and make some cash, in the internet age they call that crowdfunding on the table.


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